I mean cons, the urban slang shorthand for fan convention.
But I get them. A sponsored, paid-for (except for your admission, parking, food, drink, merchandise, etc. – wait a second; how is this different from NASCAR, the NFL, country music, pop music, Oprah and the rest of pop culture? Never mind…) event where you can congregate with like-minded individuals who like the same sub-culture you yourself enjoy. I take part in similar things, to a lesser extent.
We’d have words.
Edited to add: Yes, she’s very attractive. It makes me feel a little creepy to acknowledge that, since she’s probably young enough to be my daughter. I’m officially old.