‘Mature Adults Could Be Gone Within 50 Years,’ Experts Say
According to recent data, the grown-up population has plummeted dramatically since 1950, when a Census count found that more than 24 million Americans could both admit when they were wrong and respect a viewpoint other than their own. Today, only one in three million citizens can provide thoughtful advice to a fellow human being instead of immediately shifting the topic to their own personal issues or what they had for lunch.
P.S. I hate people, and the fact that this article (and most everything The Onion does) is so bloody accurate (yes, I understand satire – quit judging me!) is a large part of that.