And yes, taxidermied is a word.
First Jenny brought home James Garfield (I’m not explaining. Go look).
Then she put him in a Santa hat and did Christmas Cards. 2 years in a row. The second time he inadvertently made over $42,000 for charity or something.
Next there was a wedding veil. evidently he played matchmaker to some couple, I’m not clear on the details. As you can see, it all gets a little fuzzy at times.
Now it turns out that, hanging on the wall in this German restaurant we went to last night, is James Garfield’s Civil War-era cousin.
You can’t make this stuff up, people.
Oh, and if you read this Jenny – we have a metal winged pig outside our front door, next to a door mat that says “Go Away”. I blame you.